Thursday, April 07, 2005

It's in the water...I swear

There are certain things one can do to change one's perspective. Some people move, change jobs, leave their lovers, take acid, study Buddhism, etc...

I quit my job and went to Italy. [listen for the deconstructionist's maniacal laughing]

With perspective good and changed, I have returned to my home with an insane affinity for sparkling water, Italian shoes and gelatto...and have no job. But I'm still laughing maniacally.

P.S. I didn't lose those 10lbs by my birthday afterall. But shhhh! Don't tell anybody.