Planty has a sister

Dear diary:

I like Ally now. She was happy to see me come home tonight, which in turn made me happy to see her. She is not a house pest anymore, although she does stink a little bit. But I can just breathe out of my mouth, that's no problem. As long as her tail wags when she sees me, I don't care how bad she smells.

Yours truly,

Ms. Deconstructionist